The Jotbook

Happy May Long Weekend

 Corner Pocket Publishing offices will be closed on Monday, May 21st to observe Victoria Day.

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Burning Ban in effect

 Under the authority of By-law 2002/11 Council of the RM of Pipestone has instituted a burning ban effective May 3, 2018. Please refrain from all burning activities.

Best Mother’s Day present ever

Kevin and I are over the top excited to announce that we are grandparents this week. Jami Adeline Dee Culbertson was born at 3:18 a.m Saturday, May 12th. I can’t wait to spoil her.

Hike for Hospice

 Reston Palliative Care is hosting their annual Hike for Hospice Friday, May 25th. Registration: 10:30 a.m. Walk begins at 10:45 a.m., with a barbecue luncheon to follow.

Yard Sale Saturday

  Reston is hosting Yard Sale Saturday on May 26th. While in town plan to attend the art show at Reston United Church. Hidden Treasures is open and St. John’s Anglican Church is hosting a Beef on a Bun.

Concert/sing-a-long

 Reston United Church is hosting a Concert/sing-a-long on Sunday May 27th at 11:00 a.m. This is a common vision – singing to end hunger – a fundraiser for the Canadian Foodgrains Bank at the Reston United Church featuring our local choir. Donations received will be forwarded directly to CFB. A light lunch will be served following the concert, silver collection accepted. Everyone is welcome.

National Health and Fitness Day

 Following the passage of the National Health and Fitness Day Act last year, more than 270 cities and towns across Canada have proclaimed the first Saturday in June as National Health and Fitness Day. This provides an opportunity for communities to mark the day with local events to celebrate and promote the use of indoor and outdoor sport and fitness facilities. Join them Saturday, June 2 for family outdoor activities. Everyone is welcome. Half price fitness centre memberships are available this day to new and existing members.

Rabies Clinic

 Reston at the Municipal Shed on Tuesday, June 5th 10:00 a.m. to 10:45 a.m. No appointment necessary. Bordervet Animal Health Services, Melita and Carnduff.

Something is wrong here

2008 – Gas $1.35/litre; Oil $146/Barrel.

2018 – Gas $127/litre; Oil $67.79/Barrel.

Just for Laughs

My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.”

“Shh” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is alright.”

“No I must die in peace” he said, “I had an affair with your sister, your best friend, and your co-worker.”

“I know” I whispered, “That’s why I poisoned you…now close your eyes.”

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